whereismyoscar:

(Source: mrgolightly, via dissolvedgirl)

Tags: ROFLMFAO!

Tags: ROFLMFAO!

vulgarians:

Gary: You knitted that.
Gary’s Mum: Yes, I knitted all your pull-overs…
Gary: … underwear…
Gary’s Mum: Not the underwear, stupid!

(via david-lynchs-lunch)

(Source: sativaeyes, via worldfallsdown)


“Esquire”

“Esquire”

(Source: its-zooey, via thisfeelingwontgo)

cheapandjuicy:

uprightcitizens:

By the way, it’s official… I can’t have children.

cheapandjuicy:

uprightcitizens:

By the way, it’s official… I can’t have children.

(Source: lizdexia, via hugsfrompeeta)

nohonoramongthieves:

Day 04: Favorite Bender Quote

nohonoramongthieves:

Day 04: Favorite Bender Quote

(Source: thewesterlands, via holmeslazarus)

Tags: ROFLMFAO!